Archive for the 'Sleep Humor' Category
Here is something I stumbled upon on the web. I found it amusing and made me think that perhaps some mothers in the world today may use it especially if they are lacking in sleep.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity to keep.
For if some peace I do not find,
I’m pretty sure I’ll lose my mind.
I pray I find a little quiet
Far from the daily family riot
May I lie back–not have to think
about what they’re stuffing down the sink,
or who they’re with, or where they’re at
and what they’re doing to the cat.
I pray for time all to myself
(did something just fall off a shelf?)
To cuddle in my nice, soft bed
(Oh no, another goldfish–dead!)
Some silent moments for goodness sake
(Did I just hear a window break?)
And that I need not cook or clean…
(Well heck, I’ve got the right to dream)
Yes now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my wits about me keep,
But as I look around I know…
I must have lost them long ago!
(Source) The Lighter Side of Sleep
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Sleeping with the Right Celebrity
0 Comments Published by Brian Yalung November 29th, 2007 in SLEEP Celebrity, Sleep Humor, Sleep Myths.
We all have our own world of fantasy. In most cases, we find ourselves wishing to be along with some popular celebrity, sleeping alongside them to our content. But with the wide array of celebrities available in the world, chances are these infatuated dreams of sleeping with them may become ever-changing.
We all know that dreams and wishes come true. But to wish for something like sleeping with them is wishful thinking. It is really more of a sexual fantasy that we all find and chances are we may come to a point of simply laughing about it. It is simply something that may be close to impossible.
(Source) Consequently, I believe that the entertainers we dream of being with define our sexual ideals (and peccadilloes). It says everything about who we really are and what we (at least think) we really want. This is why so many people in relationships have made pacts about what celebrities, if given a chance, they’re allowed to get a free pass to sleep with. In the end, they’re our defining fantasies, and we want to cling to the idea that they, like our dreams for happiness, could one day come true.
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Another Insomnia Cure Video
1 Comment Published by Brian Yalung November 24th, 2007 in How to sleep better, Insomnia, SLEEP Video, Sleep Humor.So we all have our share of dealing with Insomnia and wanting to get rid of it. In fact we want to resort to all means to be able to cope up with the sleeping disorder.
We all have to deal with Insomnia. We can turn to pills and medical help to address the situation. However, we are advised to resort to natural means as much as possible. Perhaps we know what to do but are not just looking hard enough.
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A Cat’s Wake Up Call
0 Comments Published by Brian Yalung October 28th, 2007 in SLEEP Video, Sleep Cartoons, Sleep Humor.Most of us have our pets at home and they are usually trained to do stuff so that they can be less of a pain. But one thing that we should note, things may be going around when we are asleep and pets such as cats may be wiser than we think.
We can sleep all we want and disregards what they long for. But at some point, when something weird may be happening, it would be best to pay attention in providing too good training to them especially when they are hungry.
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Nappien Spoof Sleeping Ad
1 Comment Published by Brian Yalung September 20th, 2007 in How to sleep better, SLEEP Fun, SLEEP Video, Sleep Humor.People will think of the craziest ideas in the world of imagination and the Simpsons TV series just happens to be one of them. Even sleep disorders in the toon world will have their share of putting a thing or two on how to sleep soundly and in this commercial spoof, it seems that it may be helpful, but for the cartoon characters only.
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